Somebody new

dontaskmehowtall:

I meeting somebody new tomorrow. I’ve been a wreck since you left, just trying to feel happy again, but talking to somebody new tonight I realized that they can make me feel like you did. So here’s to somebody new.
Also, Fuck you.

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ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

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nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

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mcl0vinit:

I hate when people ask you “do you drink?”

like of course i drink, i have water like every day and when i wanna loosen up a lil bit ill have a juice box

(Source: unfriender, via otherman7)

yoursmiletakesmemiles:

xayti:

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

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I AM A MERMAID!

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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz, via otherman7)

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

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radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

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