datsenseofhumor:

sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY 

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

i ship it

(Source: kerryswashington, via kitty-and-the-diamonds)

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

(via ashleylwolff)

When someone types “Your welcome” instead of “You’re welcome.”

sodamnrelatable:

BITCH, I DON’T OWN A WELCOME.

image

(Source: tyranitart, via kitty-and-the-diamonds)

gayerthanjew:

francieum:

snake-dad:

electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic

There are no such things as acoustic toothbrushes. I think this is really offensive to gay people. Nevertheless, God bless us all.

#i’m not too sure what happened here

(Source: doglets, via twopoints-forhonesty)

brotips:

The submission was kind of the opposite but it sounded spiteful and I’m a lot of things but spiteful isn’t one of them.
-Sketch
Posters

brotips:

The submission was kind of the opposite but it sounded spiteful and I’m a lot of things but spiteful isn’t one of them.

-Sketch

Posters

That awkward moment when you’ve been alone in your room for so long you forget how to behave in social situations.

sodamnrelatable:

image

(Source: ladycourtenay)

deucebowl:

welcome to alcoholics ‘anonymous’. we’re open to the public. everyone sees what car you drove here. please stand up and tell everyone your name.

(via fartgallery)

amoying:

amoying:

what do you call a passive aggressive instrument?

a piaNO

(via nishlo)