urbanfuck:

online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days

(via awkwardfriendtotheleft)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via sorry)

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

I wish we were together longer… so I could at least warrant feeling this way

muchadoabouttruffles:

pica-scribit:

hqcreations:

paintedgoat:

natureisthegreatestartist:

Who needs a gym when you’ve got gardening?

This is more truth than I’ve seen in a while. Oh my aching body.

Gardeners of Tumblr…we should seriously come together and make an exercise video series.

Is it wrong that I initially thought these were being recommended as the ideal tools for dismembering bodies?

Well, I thought it was suggested prosthetics…

muchadoabouttruffles:

pica-scribit:

hqcreations:

paintedgoat:

natureisthegreatestartist:

Who needs a gym when you’ve got gardening?

This is more truth than I’ve seen in a while. Oh my aching body.

Gardeners of Tumblr…we should seriously come together and make an exercise video series.

Is it wrong that I initially thought these were being recommended as the ideal tools for dismembering bodies?

Well, I thought it was suggested prosthetics…

(Source: facebook.com, via i-workoutt)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via tachiibanaa)

I doodled my rpg character giving me advice.
It’s getting bad.

I doodled my rpg character giving me advice.
It’s getting bad.

I need you right now, but who can I turn to when I can’t turn to you?

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight, via distraction)

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

image

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

(Source: scarechomp, via gutsygumshoe)

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater, via the4elemelons)