when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
I wish we were together longer… so I could at least warrant feeling this way
Who needs a gym when you’ve got gardening?
This is more truth than I’ve seen in a while. Oh my aching body.Gardeners of Tumblr…we should seriously come together and make an exercise video series.
Is it wrong that I initially thought these were being recommended as the ideal tools for dismembering bodies?
Well, I thought it was suggested prosthetics…
I doodled my rpg character giving me advice.
It’s getting bad.