(Source: kuriconvention, via eatsomebrainzz)
Live.Laugh.Breathe.
HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETYI WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
i ship it
(Source: kerryswashington, via kitty-and-the-diamonds)
BITCH, I DON’T OWN A WELCOME.
(Source: tyranitart, via kitty-and-the-diamonds)
electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic
There are no such things as acoustic toothbrushes. I think this is really offensive to gay people. Nevertheless, God bless us all.
(Source: doglets, via twopoints-forhonesty)
The submission was kind of the opposite but it sounded spiteful and I’m a lot of things but spiteful isn’t one of them.
-Sketch
(Source: ladycourtenay)
welcome to alcoholics ‘anonymous’. we’re open to the public. everyone sees what car you drove here. please stand up and tell everyone your name.
(via fartgallery)
what do you call a passive aggressive instrument?
a piaNO
(via nishlo)